Sunday, October 29, 2006

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The character

The November 3rd will be released in UK film Borat: cultural learnings of America for Make Benefit Nation of Kazahkstan glourious , the eagerly awaited film of the television character created by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen . This one may be reminded of other films such as Ali G Indahouse infumable , starring her (so far) star character. Borat
witness takes the success and controversy that surrounded the beloved and Ali G , foul-mouthed rapper and histrionic air of British cañí.

Ali G was one of the most popular stars cathodic British TV, back in the 90. The fake rapper (a nigger or wanabees toyaco rapper slang) achieved by means unknown, interviews with people "worthy" of British society. One type of flashy clothes, gold pendants and doubtful knowledge of basic English grammar more fun of priests, politicians or artists too bewildered to even think that it was a joke. Ali G style that combined the primitive Arangüena did not know all of their interviewees, who used to ask for their bitter polemics with Iñaki Gabilondo, and best-punch questions which gave us on Sunday afternoon reporters Drop Drop Who, then commanded by the now deteriorated Wyoming.

The result was an interesting drop her panties to the British intelligentsia, unable to distinguish between Baron Cohen and his ridiculous alter ego. During his good years, Ali G starred memorable interviews, taking many times the respondent much more sincerity than I could get any journalist to use. The show continues today on Channel 4 without the same charm. The format, despite the innovation, is clearly outdated. Today few people in the UK and do not know who Ali G is a guy dressed.



Maybe that's why Cohen brought Berkshire G and took him to the U.S. for a couple of years. Perhaps also for what it was giving more prominence in his career Kazakh journalist Borat, a rough diamond that had already appeared on the show Britain with its own section "Borat's guide to Britain" , in which Descojonado of England hoary more meals with representatives attending the "good manners" gentleman's clubs or exclusive fox hunting. All coated with the color image porn movie would Kazakh TV. The cracks deep Victorian England (high religious estates included) were evident and showed themselves shamelessly frowning their ideas, prejudice and bigotry. Borat never missed an opportunity to ask a gentleman his opinion about homosexuality or to praise the hunter's manhood, which boasts, in fact, enjoy the carnage.


In another vein, it is worth noting that Borat hates Jews, who responsible for the suffering of its people and virtually all the ills of today. It is homophobic and despises women, which sits behind the dogs and horses. Like a cartoon character always wears the same clothes, a suit that, apparently, never washed. It is rude, tactless and boorish. But is a journalist from Kazakhstan. Comes with a camera and not smiling. Pamela Anderson seeks and loves America Eddie Murphy (it says that you particularly like chocolate skin "is unusual!"). You know which would also provide an opportunity.

Mockumentariamente

A part of why America is laughing at Mass and tambourine, this irreverent and controversial film that draws attention to belong to the select club of false documentary or mockumentary (I had also heard the term fake I do not know if erroneously). A genre these days claim that the documentary genre seems to be a second youth. One, which is sometimes a bit silly, still does not understand very well the difference between the fake documentary and mondo , perhaps you could explain it.


any case, the mockumentary has great exponents, of which I know you know very well, as This is Spinal Tap, Zelig of Woody Allen or that another milestone British television called The Office (among many other references). Under the formal appearance of the documentary (with their devices fímicos and talking heads) these films or series, in addition to making people laugh, investigate, so to speak, in the perception of reality through the screen on the credibility of the documentary (scheduled for simulation accuracy), and a little crazy taking the matter into itself nature of cinema, an art show, more or less, bits of reality projected on a rectangular screen, previous edition at 24 frames per second. Ali G

, mockumental his own style, got those statements if they wanted many of those merchants of information that call themselves serious journalists. That is the virtue of Baron Cohen, a guy that his characters Curran the Morancos . Michael Moore posed as a life member of NRA to interview and to show, by the way, the very Charlton Heston. We'll see how he manages this nation journalist hardly pronounceable name in the land of Moore.


Kazakhstan

With a little luck, and without having read the wikipedia entry , I think it would have been able to locate this vast Asian country on a blank map. Kazakhstan is a republic located next to the former Sovet Caspian Sea. Although that has only fifteen million people is the ninth largest country in the world in size. The capital is Astana and its powerful president Nursultan Nazarbayev called . Its currency is the Tenge and majority religion is Islam, followed closely by the Russian Orthodox Church.

Kazakhstan is a stranger, who does not appear in the news, which gives no score, no money and therefore does not matter. Nobody knows shit about Kazakh culture. No one has seen a movie, heard a song, called a writer or have heard, even obliquely, a Kazakh athlete. Kazakhstan is a country, for which we are concerned, might as well not exist. Million Westerners would not notice the difference. Kazakhs are not forgotten. Kazakhs do not exist. No more. If Zapatero match in the bathroom with Condoleezza Rice (Mrs. Rice, easy joke) the next day will be front page news in every newspaper. If, on the vicissitudes of political life, we meet with Nazarbayev touch assure you that we found out.


Thanks to Borat, Kazakhstan is a country coming out of the closet. The British press, at least, does not miss a media appearance of Erlan Idrissov, Ambassador of the glorious London Asian nation has a couple of years embarked on a curious crusade anti Borat. I recently came to even write a long essay for the newspaper The Guardian backsliding on the issue. Kazakhstan's government has turned its back on one of its most renowned journalists. In the film, however, the photo you can see above these lines, the provosts of the Kazakh government gives its approval to the journalist to carry out their travel documents. But the reality is much more sour.

At first the government of Kazakhstan took the extension . Kz Borat wore on his official website. Then they claimed that Cohen was "a political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people degradatoria so. The relationship between this culture impresentable Kazakh ambassador and his government have been tense at all times. But the film has opened Pandora's box. Arguably the greatest diplomatic efforts Kazakh foreign ministry in these moments have to do with the case Borat. However, Dariga Nazarbayev, the very daughter of the leader of that country so renowned and came out in defense of the comic. As if common sense had decided to speak for it ruled that "the page Borat less damaging to the image of our country (...) I think the closure should not be afraid of humor and would not necessarily control everything. "Perhaps the inhabitants of that country should sit and watch the film and Descojonado we are so stupid and we believe that smart.


USA

choice that Borat was on tour in America yuesei was the pine box. Well, you may have heard the rumors, the average American does not know everything or almost everything. Because Baron Cohen became a foreign journalist fakes an accent and no one will doubt his genuine ex-Soviet sources, such as Coneheads posing for French. USA is a breeding ground for unlimited harvest peaks in the style of humor Cohen. He gets to make the anti-Semitic fervor of a Texan defender of the methods of Hitler (the comedian who plays this particular reporter is Jewish, as you can tell by his last name) or arranges for the Traffic Commission City Oklahoma and a half minutes remaining silent for the 14 anniversary of a battle between his people invented and Uzbeks and, during the same broadcast on local television, let him give a speech of 17 minutes. Apparently, once also had to go by foot with the whole team wanted to go to bed because some abnormal Gorraz abroad to run. Cohen played the fucking type. Although everything seems to give a shit.

do not know under what conditions will the film in Spain. Took a pass on the Sitges festival which Absence (which we congratulate him since 2073 by the announcement that he will return to being a father) realized on his blog. This post is left in plan review, because I have not seen yet. If you have the opportunity and are eager to spend an afternoon relaxing and enjoyable not let it pass. Just in case.

If you have time can also try the first four minutes of the film where his family has some scenes shot in Romania, which effectively is another Kazakhstan. Gone also are daily videos hanging this informal web Borat during the thirty days prior to the premiere of the film. There will also find all transcripts in English of each of their stories.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

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Kazakhstan meets the important thing is not to win ... or so they say (I)

Today we'll talk sports. Without entering into polemics or rivalry. Ignoring Gasol, Nadal, Alonso and other touches of today. Because every day we try to make the most unpredictable 2073 and infumable, today reviewed (with the shoe that characterizes this websitio) memorable sports events of the twentieth century history. In this new collection compiled in three deliveries, small and great stories featuring preferably those who missed the shot at the last second, which stumbled to ten meters from the finish line. Because the history of sport, that does not appear in golden letters written by the winners and, above all, the losers (that why there are more).


Pietri's marathon in 2012

When London held the thirteenth edition of the Summer Olympics of modernity, the English city and former imperial capital, will host the third time such an event characteristics. The last time the legendary torch (which some saw paraded through our city \u200b\u200bor town in that distant 1992, the year of Spain ) paraded through the streets of London was in 1948 when the world was still recovering from the second world war. To find the first Olympics held in Britain we have to travel up to 1908 (98 years!). After the meetings in Athens , Paris and San Luis , those were the fourth summer Olympics in modern history.

Interestingly, the most remembered sports games of 1908 who did not win any medals. The Italian athlete Dorando Pietri arrived alone at the Olympic stadium in White City with 42 miles behind them. The Alpine had dominated almost from the beginning the marathon (test between tests currently used to close each Olympic edition). However, when the stadium cheered the entrance of the track athlete recognized as the winner and Azzurri fans rubbed their hands and thinking of gold, Dorando faced the last lap of the Olympic stadium in the wrong direction. Totally exhausted, powerless, defeated by the "slut", Pietri staggered first and moments later crashed on the orange track. The judges, moved by the scene as well as other bystanders, helped the Italian seminconsciente yet to cross the finish line.

Pietri was disqualified for the support received. The American John Hayes climbed to the top of the podium and received the flowers and gold. However, Pietri, the loser, will always be remembered. Ironically, I think winning that medal today no one would remember this unfortunate Italian. Live to see ...


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After 36 days crossing the Arctic Ocean, the U.S. military Robert Peary reached the North Pole in December 1909. By now appeared in Antarctica last great sporting challenge in our world. Few were as exciting adventures and for explorers. The South Pole , maddeningly virgin white, was the field of battle play and, in some sense, political. Before the space race between the U.S. and the USSR, two teams of explorers from Norway and Britain took to the conquest of the farthest point south of our planet.

The British crew was led by Robert Scott who planned the expedition as an opportunity to explore Antarctica. The British recorded the weather each day and collected minerals Antarctic were to encounter along the road. In addition, one of his sled had an odometer to record the length of the voyage.

contrast, Amundsen , captain of the Norwegian expedition, scientific and roll came prepared to travel with the main idea of \u200b\u200bwithstanding the extreme adversity of the Antarctic factors. Amundsen's team consisted of 8 men, specialists in resistance to extreme situations (to start were Norwegians, that these are never cold the host), and 116 huskies in which fully trusted to complete its mission. Dogs, of course, we went once again co-stars of human success.

Scott left the Cape Evans base on November 1, 1911. As the British expedition progressed from white land that frozen hell, the snowmobiles that had decided to use as transport were spoiling. To make matters worse, all the horses that Scott had to help load succumbed to the cold, so the crew had to carry luggage. Days before reaching the South Pole, Scott sent back to the middle of his crew and decided to finish the trip with four men.

On December 14, 1911 issue Norway reached the South Pole. They had traveled 3,200 kilometers , the day was sunny. Nordic those nine were automatically converted into heroes. Already part of history. The success of the mission it was also their captain and their approaches. Amundsen had spent the winter at the base camp, food and fuel had been placed in the path to follow and had trained carefully to his herd of dogs. After several days of rest, he and his crew returned to base camp. The expedition lasted 96 days.


It took almost a month before Peary reached, con el resto de su tripulación, hasta el Polo Sur, donde ya hondeaba la bandera noruega. La decepción que aquellos hombres sintieron es incomprensible para alguien que no sabe lo que es andar durante semanas entre el hielo y la nieve. El camino de vuelta fue una auténtica pesadilla helada para los restos de la expedición británica. Muertos de hambre y frío, cargando 15 kilos de los minerales que habían ido recogiendo por el camino, los ánimos y las fuerzas se desvanecieron. La Antártida fue la tumba para Oates, Evans, Wilson, Bowers y Scott . Estos tres últimos murieron a escasos metros de un depósito de comida.



Fútbol Olympic: Peru at the Olympics in Hitler
The first football World Cup was played in 1930 in Uruguay . The host country was the first team to take the crown of world football. Four years later, the Italy Vittorio Pozzo of (coach) and Benito Mussolini (statesman), also acting as host, won the coveted title. In the quarter-finals, the winning team needed two parties and all the favors arbitration imaginable to stop en route to Spain , which in those years was a strong candidate for the title. Seriously, do not laugh, no is messing ...

Four years later, Italy crowned champions again. Totalitarianism had discovered football and all sports by default, as a propaganda weapon. By then the football and seemed to point ways "game." Being world champion soccer was (and as you know, supposed) international fame. A great way to export ideologies, these are highly flammable.

The relationship between sport and advertising also fell Adolf friend, comrade of the mentioned Mussolini. The Berlin Olympics of 1936 were a good example of policy and sport hand in hand. But this story, it's Jesse Owen Saluditos doing that blew his friend Adolf and film Leni Riefenstal already know. However, you may not know the history of Peruvian football team that competed in this Olympic edition. In Pegamín published a must-read post as an epilogue to close the post today. Eleven pairs of boots against Hitler . Visit it. You

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

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Being on vacation is cool because ... Logic

bed late and wake up the next day even later. Have time to do everything you can not do during the workweek. As dawn watch TV or movies at any time of day. Listen to music, reading books and comics, have a few drinks with buddies without thinking that tomorrow must pringar, visit the sites that take months to say that you want to go, partying on a Tuesday ...

also do not have to see you fronted your coworkers or your boss, or clients if you are of those who work with the public. Do not spend eight hours a day (or every one has to be) chained to the site that is only going to take you a few dollars in his pocket when you start a new month.

In short, being on vacation is cool because you have not work and have much free time. But the most fun is to list all the good things about all the buds have to get up early tomorrow ....

Friday, October 13, 2006

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'80s cathodic (III): Lucky Luke (the shade faster cathodic West)


Besides being the only genuine cowboy faster than his shadow the world of comics, Lucky Luke also was that the first 80 television these days reivincicamos around here . Apparently, Morris (author of the comics) has reached an agreement with the superpower of the Hanna Barbera cartoon is to produce 26 episodes in which retell the legend of lone vigilante. As

me Mazinger happened to, I remember the issue of Lucky Luke as a time of family togetherness around the appliance of the devil that presides over each of our living rooms. I also remember the legendary song. The bang, bang and all that. And not much else. The superb comic , however, still remain fresh in my memory faded "adult." But this series, as discussed above, are part of that primitive television he enjoyed while still a puppy.

I hope this youtube that I have borrowed so bring them good memories of you and me (albeit blurry).

Saturday, October 7, 2006

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cathodic '80s Logic (II): Mazinger Z


Mazinger Z met my whole family watching TV when I was rather tiny. I remember that fairly clearly. Also fired his enormous fists, shouting metal "fueraaa puuuuños!" . And that "his girlfriend" shot tits. I do not remember that shouting "tits out!" or anything. Mazinger Z I remember that I loved, but in trying to recall the plot of the series, things get complicated. It seems that the time had thrown a bag of dirt on some parts of the memory of my childhood keep believed cathode. So that this wonderful invention, the Internet serves (In addition to purchase cheap flights and view pornography) to refresh the memory loss of the great series from our childhood.

Mazinger Z was a giant robot (eighteen meters high), which was controlled by Kouji Kabuto , grandson of the eminent professor Kabuto. We have to go back to the history of the late professor to know the origin of this massive metal beast. In an archaeological expedition to a remote Greek island is known of the existence of giant proportions ancient robots that could be used as a weapon ultradestructora. That trip detonate the war between good and evil told in this popular anime would deliver technological beasts. The doctor Hell, one of the scientists who discovered that they would live, go crazy with the idea of \u200b\u200bconquering the world with those weapons. Peers, the only one who escapes from his evil is, of course, the wise teacher Kabuto, which will build a Mazinger to destroy the beasts of Hell. This, of course, is German. Do not understand how with that name and no good comes scientists sensed that his personality could be diverted to the dark side to Anakin Skywalker .

crazy German Kabuto finally managed to kill senior, in his deathbed he asks his grandson to be put at the controls of Mazinger to end the threat of Hell, his henchmen and diabolical giant bugs.

This is therefore a genuine history of the eternal struggle to keep the forces of good against evil forces, which also adds the element of revenge. Kouji is responsible for saving the world and avenge his grandfather. The bastards in the front line will not be so easy. Remember the military bizarrísimo malvadísimo and hermaphrodite named Baron Asura which followed the tenets of hell.

Mazinger Z was the most popular series Mecha (giant robots), at least as far as Spain concerns. In Japan the series was first broadcast in 1972 and had a duration of 92 chapters. Apparently, in Spain this figure was cut to 30. I remember, maybe it was the first major manga series that triumphed in our country. Although perhaps you can think of any other previous series. The internet is one of the largest series of those years claimed cathode continuous revision. As an essential complement

youtubístico attached them to see the masks introductory and concluding the series. I take a while to load, but the beauty of the images and the unforgettable songs make it worth the wait.



Thursday, October 5, 2006

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The corner shop in the grocery


say it best be left for last. That is why in this review Smithian started at the end, to end today with the beginning of this story. To conclude this monograph we have saved in the manga the ace of hearts in the films of Kevin Smit h. His debut film, Clerks , which is the work that gathers in the most cool their constant film. Clerks is the patron, pillar pop master of his universe. Although here it was stated that Chasing Amy was the best movie of Smith's films, this is surely the most rounded of all, the most successful. For the writer, no doubt, his favorite.

In the land of opportunity and the movies of 1000 million dollar budget, Smith shot a hilarious comedy in elegant black and white with the modest sum of $ 27,000 (some of which came from the sale of part of its collection of comics). During the 21 days of filming the director worked in the morning, afternoon and evening sleeping filming. And everything was on the same site, Quick Stop Groceries , the shop where he clerk was discouraged. In a commendable exercise of economy of means, using the ease and freshness of non-professional actors (most buddies or family members) and a fantastic script, tightly woven and full of conversations filled with references to his personal world of pop culture, Smith concocted one of the highest peaks of the 90 independent film.


Clerks is a day in the life of Dante and Randall , they are the title clerks, clerks, the first in a junk shop and the second annex to the video store. And a day of their lives is like any other, is routine clerk. Customers excruciating, bizarre, challenging, charlatans or directly stupid. Hours of work based on boredom, boredom and demotivation. Reset, label, address, make change and monitor the sausages. Although, of course, that day in Quick Stop Groceries will not be like the rest.


Dante, perhaps the most charismatic character in any movie smith, he wakes up that day with a call from his boss. That's his day off and have to go to work. The life of this loser, who hates his job but does nothing to remedy, shall pass before your eyes that bloody day of unexpected work. First, his girlfriend Veronica reveals the exact number of guys who have practiced oral sex, that damn thing devil frowning not much grace. Later, they find out that his ex-girlfriend Caitlin , which broke her heart and put more horns that vein bitch summer song, is getting married. If the first news was angry, the second destroys it.

Then there's Randall, casual and caustic, a complete bastard with clients from the video, which he hates. Played by Jeff Anderson , a colleague of the institute Mr. Smith, Randall is the perfect prototype of the funny side of the protagonist's best friend for booking Smith the best lines of his films. Unlike his colleague, Randall hates his job but he accepts his condition clerk. It shows no respect or professionalism in their work, but neither is complaining. Without further limited to drift in the routine day to day watching porn, hotfixes and the original trilogy the Star Wars and spending putadas video store customers. It is also the best friend of Dante, who listens, advises, rebuke, contradict and despair.


From doors to inside are as Dante, Randall and their customers hated, always ready to write off the pain in the ass and get every penny dollar. Out of doors, and the same time, live whole bunch of bums and drug dealers in the city of New Jersey, including the most primitive Jay and Silent Bob. And that is the universe clerk. The store and its surroundings. A world in which there is vague idea of \u200b\u200bthe afterlife. Where the days are repeated and the talks are the only support for the players morale. Because as in any good movie Aske View is talk, talk and talk.

Because we said a few lines above the script is a small sample of know-how. The lack of money and color are replaced, filled with conversations Clerks ease. The film is a set of situations and dialogues that weave this tiny, beautiful and sardonic story about what it means to be dependent on a grocery store at age 23 without much hope of life or future. Smith, through their crazed dialogue takes the pulse of narrative time and takes the viewer to where you want. In this world so full of young people own and Delengua destalentados. That world to which he belonged and belongs. Because, after all, no one should be surprised that the director has become the type of linear character and lacking in ambition that takes more than a decade in his film portraying. He always has been. Unfortunately the time, they say that puts everyone in your Instead, he has been removing the spark that had his twenties. And while this particular film resist weather ailments and is kept almost as tasty and fresh as the first day, his ideas have been becoming obsolete.


Moreover, Clerks, you know, you and talk all . And beware of those who have not seen if this paragraph were sleepless surprise. It has a bit of reflection, talking about life and death, or may not be, love, jealousy, sex, infidelity and girlfriends that take you lasagna at work. Also a lot of film review, with theories about sex among hermaphrodites or self-employed the Death Star in Return of the Jedi. And above all, a film where the viewer to rejoice to the extent putea his protagonist, guilty in his own way of its miserable existence. And poor Dante, you know, or even should have gone to work.

As if there was any doubt after that passionate review, Clerks is classified as essential for inter shitty 2073. That is why in these recent days has papers to the figure of Kevin Smith. Its sequel, and takes several weeks in theaters, and many of you have seen. A server yet, but after this overdose I'm ready. So literally, I'm going to see this night. Which we consider as a masterpiece of this jewelry will be difficult to accept the idea that, as colored, Randall and Dante have done more without having grown an inch mentally. Anyway, I'll buy my ticket, I'll sit in the chair and try to enjoy and laugh out loud release of their new adventures waiting to see amended that I want and I can not which race has become the director of which, early 90's, as expected.