Monday, December 11, 2006

Biker Patches For Vest Nz

deaths in the history of music IV


Victor Jara (1932 - 1973)

those born in the last decades of the last century figure known safety of the Chilean singer through the war stories and cassette tapes of our parents. My good friend Kulebras , with whom I shared my home five years of life, we have used in the desktops of our sumptuous dinners university and her mother Jara sang a song whose title I remember, before going to bed , when he was a puppy. Although neither my family nor I have been great lovers of music Jara, personally I always leaned more to Paco Ibáñez or Silvio Rodriguez will never forget the first time I heard from the mouths of senior perrolutxo the terrible story of the death of the victim of hate , ignorance, bigotry, shame, shamelessness ... fascism.

The September 12, 1973 , Victor Jara was arrested along with hundreds of teachers and students left at the Technical University of Santiago de Chile , where he remained for fateful September 11 military coup . When led, hands on neck, the next Chile Stadium, Estadio Victor Jara today, President Allende had died in the Moneda Palace and the military, supported by Nixon and Kissinger ruled that the time United States, and controlled the country.

Thousands of people were brutally tortured and killed for days at the Sports Palace in the Chilean capital. Victor Jara, as a public figure with strong ties to the ousted government and Communist Party member, received an exemplary punishment beatings and harassment based on both physical and psychological. Before being shot dead on September 15, the military had time to pick on their status as a musician. My father told me that they cut off the hands (literally) and invited him to play a guitar, but also speculated that the nails had been torn. The "official" says that in reality, the military broke the bones of his hands. In any event, the singer did the same and challenging sang one of his many revolutionary songs, certainly knows his tragic fate.

The next day, broken and lifeless body of Victor Jara was abandoned in a suburb of Santiago bleeding. He was only

one of the many souls who would take the bloody and terrible Operation Condor, starting from Washington . This small but very death of the history of music is now required by a small tribute to the dead from the terror of that "other" September 11th. To all those men in black that wanted to consign to oblivion. The products to which mint Jara's last poem that had the opportunity to write in the stadium that now bears his name.

are five thousand here.
In this small part of the city.
are five thousand.
How many of us in total
in cities across the country? We are here

ten thousand hands which plant seeds and make the factories.


much humanity to hunger, cold, panic, pain,
moral pressure, terror and madness!

Six of us were lost in space
stars.

One killed, another beaten as
never thought you could beat a human being.
The other four wanted to end their terror one jumping into nothingness
,
another beating his head against the wall,
but all with the death stare.

What horror the face of fascism!
They carry out their devious plan accurately
no matter what.
Blood for them are medals.
slaughter is an act of heroism.
Is this the world you created, God?
Is this what your seven days of wonder and work?
In these four walls only a number exists which does not progress. That slowly
want death.

But suddenly my conscience
and I see this tide has no heartbeat
and see the pulse of machines
and the military showing their midwives' faces full of sweetness.
And Mexico, Cuba, and the world?
cry out against this atrocity!
are ten thousand hands which do not produce.

How many of us in the whole country? Blood from the Companion
President
hits harder than bombs and machine guns.
So will our fist strike again.

Canto, too bad you come up when I have to sing
terror.
Horror which I live as I die
, horror.
see myself among so many m
omenta
infinity in which silence and screams
are the goals of this song.
I never saw
what I felt and what I feel
will sprout the moment ....

with goosebumps and one more bite in my ailing stomach leave you with this beautiful post that Mycroft has published a row of historical circumstances that we now live and this fantastic editorial the gazette .

Saturday, December 9, 2006

How Long Can You Store Marzetti Cole Slaw

Small and large deaths of the history of music III

The famous (and morbid) photo atop this post is the grim document that contains the first meeting between victim and executioner. To the left of the image the celebrity , John Lennon, English musician charismatic member at the time of the Beatles , signs a copy of his latest album Double Fantasy fan to blur in the background Mark David Chapman, which includes rocker with the calligraphy of pig smile. Are approximately five pm on September 8, 1980 . John just got out of his luxury apartment in the Dakota building in New York way to the studio.

The scene is not new. Pure routine for a rock star. Nothing special to point to this photo, taken by a fan who was passing by, is to be, the next day's front page of newspapers and publications around the world. One of the images in the history of rock, music ... or contemporary history, period.

About six hours later, the pig-faced disturbed that Lennon has signed a record still hiding in the shadows. The limousine stops musician a few meters from the door of the Dakota. Yoko Ono first passes through the front door of the building, guarded by the inevitable keeper with a mustache, glasses and hat. The musician, a few feet back, hear his name in military tone, "Mr. Lennon." The fan, full of patience and composure, blank download the magazine of .38 caliber revolver. Before the crash, the birds, shy away from the comfortable arms of the nearby Central Park . John Lennon has been shot four times, including one death of need in the aorta.

before falling to the ground, Lennon can take a few steps and spitted "I've been shot" glasses goalkeeper, hat and mustache. Chapman, conscious of his act but perfectly calm, stay near the Dakota, which will soon be arrested. After the police pulled the gun appointment as personal effects a copy of The Catcher in the Rye , who apparently was re-reading before and after the fateful hour, and 10 tapes of the Beatles. The doorman asked Chapman "You know what you just did?" Chapman replied without hesitation "I just killed John Lennon."

police officers in New York Bill Gamble and Jim Moran put Lennon's body, still conscious, in the back of your vehicle. On the way to Roosevelt Hospital , Moran asked Lennon "You know who you are?" John can only respond with gurgles. Minutes later, forever lost consciousness. Approximately at 23:35 will be pronounced dead at the hospital entrance. John had lost 80 percent of its mass blood. The doctor on duty said that nothing could be done to prevent death.

The album that Lennon signed when he took the first picture, of course, is the world's most expensive vinyl. At an auction in New York in 2003 he paid more than half a million dollars for it. The story is also part of capitalism.


John Lennon (1940 - 1980)

smaller and larger deaths in the history of music here and here

Friday, December 8, 2006

My 1 Year Old Drank Baby Oil

about this time 26 years ago ... Appetizers

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Of all the reports that rescue narrated the death of John Lennon , which today and tomorrow are met and 26 years, I chose the latter, with a bit tricky, because in reality, the images date from the day after the murder. This is a sensible comment in full hangover informative.

Feeling in my soul for all the readers who caught no English, I'm not the work of translating the words of Bill Bonds, nor the voice that reviews the controversial figure of English music. However, I can not help gather part of the commentary that I Bonds dedicated to an idol of the house . After confessing

depressed and sad at the news and do the typical praise the musician (or entertainer) disappeared, Bonds referred to the murderer of John as an insignificant nobody that drew the insanity and a gun and killed a 40 year old man, "when life really begins" says Billy. But the mother of the lamb is just a little later: "I wonder When America decides to take control of weapons, how many of us have to die killed before that happens. John Lennon, John Kennedy , Bob Kennedy, Martin Luther King (...) journalists, critics, people around the world today sets her sights on America, to discover a crazy, brutal and barbaric (...) The weapons are a sign of our freedom, and perhaps one day, each one of us a Chair. Perhaps that day we can see as barbaric as we should be watching the rest of the world. We both ... Why we need the damn guns? "

Although the discourse of yore have the naive point, U.S. and therefore a little demagogic, I was like God when I found this document. Bowling for Columbine pure twenty years ago. So I've been waiting since then to share it with you. Also, I never thought that some of the blame for the death of Lennon outside the very U.S. policy and frowning. And I think that the blame for everything was the widow ...

quite curious if they can also take a look at the news of that December 9, 1980 in chains ABC (very, very good), and WBBM BBC. While

Sunday, December 3, 2006

Error 619 Orange Mobile Broadband

media: what's the ugliest part of your body?

I door to a media and current post I've been ruminating a week (and, therefore, I have until the balls), make yourself comfortable and sing me this song of The Mothers of Invention , a topic 1968, which always reminds me of our favorite world leader.

... what's the Ugliest Part of your body?


some say your nose ...


some say your toes ...


But I think it's your mind ...


your mind, I think it's your mind

Because reality always surpasses fiction (perrolutxo dixit)

Thursday, November 23, 2006

The Body Adult Actress

Only Yesterday (100 times inter shitty)

Yesterday was the first song I heard from the Beatles being aware of it. Perhaps that's why, when people ask me what my favorite song from the Beatles say it without blinking. Sometimes completely convinced and others, regretting a little, but intentanto avoid the terrible decision ... the honest answer, in short, changing every day. The inevitable personal story that connects me to this song is one of those precious stories Geeks you save for special occasions, Christmas dinners. The typical counting gives you after a few (many) beers when one already has stories like Grandpa Simpson , without trying to get somewhere specific.

In my house we had mini until well into the nineties, when I was twelve or so. Thus came into my life compact disc, which was then a revolutionary audio format that allowed to pass songs with a button and stating that his records never grated (deluded of us). Faced with the challenge of beginning to build our own family disco, my father (regular reader this blog) sent me to the kiosk to buy the first issue of a fat encyclopedia of rock that kept announcing on TV, and that inevitably came with a gift gives (the mother of the lamb.) Evidently he had bid in the middle. The first delivery, 100 pesetas. What the Kid knew then as 20 hard . A gold coin that did not grow up with the € uro remember as a capital that could be paid from pole to dinner lacoste brand of coffee, drink and cigar. Or twenty hard gums.

As good kid, I showed up at our kiosk ipso facto confidence and returned safely home, bundle in hand. Since at that I lived in a happy bubble of ignorance, I was unaware of the bomb between his hands. Of the nine songs he compiled Gift compact memory recall classic caliber of Hey Joe Jimi Hendrix , My Generation Who of , Roadhouse Blues Doors of , Sympathy for the devil of Rolling , Money Pink Floyd of and, perhaps, one of Santana when he was a good (all together!). Yesterday was the last track. Unfortunately, like almost all other deals that we found in our miserable lives, the thing did the trick. He gives sounded tinny. The term remastering was not common back then, in the dark corridors of the offices of the companies available through fascicles. The quality was similar to that of the black plastic radiocassete in microphone, which may not be plugged worked with eight large cells, in which he had to press both buttons REC and PLAY to run the recorder. In addition, the original tape, I imagine, would be the work of a drugged hippie. And that in the best. So the family joy was not complete. Like many other families of the time never buy the second installment of the great encyclopedia of rock.

The outcome I guess you imagine it. One day I decided to hear the new song , the Beatles. I was never the same .


Yesterday might be considered, no matter who despite the most successful song by the Beatles and, by extension, contemporary musical history. Nearly three thousand artists from all styles Yesterday enumerable have covered since its release in 1965, prestigious Guinness Book of records (Essential reading 2073) so certified. The web Songfacts , for details, notes that at any time this some version of this song is being radiated at some point on the planet. A theory of questionable value and hardly testable (like so many) that actually says enough of this song to understand its significance in the history of contemporary music and popular culture. However, the song was not released as a single in the UK. In the U.S., that for these things as almost all are yours, the single Yesterday, with Act Naturally on side B, was released on September 13, 1965 with the success imaginable. This issue is the last cut on side of the LP Help! In the post we put into this album and we list some of the many virtues of this milestone.

Yesterday was in many ways revolutionary. Starting with the fact that McCartney was the only Beatle to take part in the recording, accompanied by a string quartet. Live, Paul used to play this piece too delicate solo. However, in the recording included in the compilation that changed my life accompanied the remaining Beatles Paul's voice, which changed its legendary acoustic bass. The first time I heard the original version I got a small disappointment (ironies of life), it did not sound like he had imagined. Over time, I've learned to listen as they learn to enjoy the things you love. Yesterday

has extreme significance in my cultural education, as I opened the door to many of the pleasures of that very now and then, I speak on this forum. So much so that it could be considered the master of this house pillar of wisdom is messy and useless shitty inter 2073, list of referenced worldly pleasures and foolish opinions. So I think it will always be my favorite song by the Beatles. And also why the song (The original version can be heard if they click the hyperlink that begin text) is the star of this post centenary.

As this blog no longer has no identity, or regularity, or personality, or birthdays, there are many reasons for celebrations internal. However, I did not want to miss this event numbers and, incidentally, take this opportunity to thank you, my readers (all four ) for your efforts in keeping alive this blog. As they say, will not say names, you're ugly, but you already know who they are. Especially all those who complete my lame knowledge with their faithful and wise comments. No ham in the world to pay their contribution. And also, friends and family who make their comments back to the gallery (some very juicy) and read with care, despite having heard and many of these ditties on numerous occasions. You give life to this corner and you should obey all things that I intend or where I think of my many trips during working hours.


these days throwing a look at this blog yesterday, you realize that at first he succeeded, which had some projection or progression. After the break of six or seven months, nothing has come to be like. But, if I wanted to write more posts, I think this site would not be not so bad. You do not give up, basically, make possible the survival of this space (hopefully in another hundred editions, at least, but it brings us a whole decade.) With a purpose of amendment in the way, you already know that basically costs nothing, I leave you with this youtube tip. Filming in Budokan Japanese version of Yesterday rarity included in the encyclopedia of the balls. Pure 2073.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

What Exactly Is A Brazillian Wax

Winston learns the lesson (the revenge of the day of the fires)


Each November 5 the skies throughout the UK cover the brightness of the millions of fireworks that the locals take weeks building up in your refrigerator and bonfires, low-designed course regulations of the Health and Safety . Although the explosion of colors that day have no comparison with the happenings English East pyrotechnics that night, just days after Halloween, natives and strangers can not help but spend some time watching the lighted firmamamento spasm, such as the beating heart of a heavenly power. Leftover firecrackers and bombs remain in the UK refrigerators until Veteran's Day, just days later, on November 11 . The gaps serve to brighten the nights coming Christmas and New Year. None of the celebrations after the initial, however, will be as explosive as the first.

The British (and other member countries of the Commonwealth ) held every 5 November, Guy Fawkes night (also known as the bonfire night). Guy Fawkes was a Catholic terrorist who tried to assassinate King James I of England , his family and the Protestant aristocracy by blowing up the house of lords, located at that time with the Houses of Parliament today, on the day of opening of the political year in 1605
. Fawkes was arrested on 5 November of that year, hence the conclusion on that particular date. The plan, conceived by the Catholic leader Robert Catesby was discovered and dismantled by law enforcement (after tip-off imaginable, interrogations and severe torture) not regicide, slaughter, destruction of the building and symbol of the law the order in Britain and more than possible reversal of the contemporary history of this state and, by extension, world history and the present world as we know it today. Fawkes which was, according to legend, the manager of pressing the red button was tortured for days and sentenced to hang until after the seminconsciencia to be quartered. For better or for worse, in the future become one of the most memorable British historical figures of all time. So much so that the fires are lit each Nov. 5 in the british empire simulate the burning at the stake of this controversial personality (his spirit, we understand).

392 years later, November 5, 1997 , however, British and world history is about to change, ready to fly by air. After saving a young prostitute named first- Evey, a masked fawkianos air and V nickname, blows up the Houses of Parliament as we know, Big Ben included. It's a cold dark night of London after the war (World War III, if you want). England stinks, stinks. What most Brits can not even guess is that this explosion, made up by the government as "planned explosion, will change the foul odor of fascism, which hangs in the air by a delicate, spicy aroma of gunpowder anarchist. That night of November 5, 1997, as the reality of V for Vendetta in London not to miss the colorful fireworks that cause, indeed, a pleasant and almost unknown feeling of happiness in the young and confused Evey.


"While writing this I had an idea for the hero, who now may find a little repetitive. I thought why not a Guy Fawkes retratábamos fully risen, with one of those paper mache masks, and layer a conical hat.'d have a pint and give truly bizarre image that Guy Fawkes has deserved all these years. should not burn the guy every 5 November, but celebrate his attempt to blow up parliament ". He claims that piece of geek is Alan Moore, head of the scripts for the comic books V for Vendetta, the bullet taken mostly by David Lloyd , official co-author of the work. We can imagine send his ass to take the entire parliament is a peculiar tribute to Fawkes by V, the hero of this ultrasombrío no less obscure work. A tribute, parody, and warning.

Under the mask seems to be the answer to the unknowns that the story raises at first, there seems to be a human thinking, suffering and anxiety. any person of flesh and blood with enough sense and love of life and art to lead a change in history, with all the classic charm and theatrical event that any similar required. But although the person behind V has an identity, someone with a name and past, the answer to questions not found in the actor's personal secrets (of which there are, by little, details of the plot along .) The answers are precisely the mask, his mocking smile and dress the vengeful lunatic. This November 5 Fawlkes will press the red button. Has risen and is now immortal. The plans will go well and things now are going to change. V, with their fancy clothes and his dog-Latin, is one concept. The Survivor. On the last man on the planet, the last free mind. The last trace of humanity that is omnipresent super point of sending a black hole. Now is unique, but years ago there were hundreds like him. V is also an idea. The idea that survived the lifeless body of Fawlkes. The idea will survive until I die the last person with knowledge of that history. And it's about to blow up in the air history.


Of course, this whole little speech to the hilt us to the idea of \u200b\u200bdystopia (a term that is unfortunately not accepted by the RAE . V for Vendetta is an adaptation of that kind of masterpiece is 1984 filtered through the imagination of children of Thatcherism. In fact, among the list of references that the creators toyed with the time to transform into a comic all the ideas floating in their talks, the first name he mentioned was the English writer George Orwell . Some key ideas of 1984 remain in V for Vendetta, as the omnipresent Big Brother now converted The Fate , the voice of fate, like the first one controls all movements of the alienated masses. The list also included names of authors and other dystopian works essential as Huxley (Brave New World see ) or Fahrenheit 451 (Ray Bradbury see ).

As I said at some point, Orwell's book is the best that a server has read and perhaps this is missing a bit of Orwellian evil intentions, that they will not stop kicking in the balls protagonists and readers. I have never been so afraid to spend reading a book as I went through 1984. So one remembers the hellish London, the thought police , party and the social end of all hope.

certainly in the work that we review today are not lacking a rather significant new icons gallery bunker dystopian as that of knowledge, culture and humanity that is the gallery shadows, hiding where V weaves his plans. The cell number 5 or an autobiography written in a piece of toilet paper are others of these icons, small stories of survival and internal struggle against the powerful superstate.


Obscurantism plot, a wonderful script and critical and gloomy colors of each panel of every page of this collection of comic books converted into graphic novel also made me spend my moments of anguish and affright, I must say . But above all, I enjoyed the main characters. As a hero, V has it all what is lacking in the Winston 1984. That knowledge of the factors, branches of thought and philosophies. While Winston certainly V is known justice. Has the determination, wisdom, weapons and the concept of the historical spectacle. But I leave now to compare. You better give it a chance if they have the chance. Meanwhile, I'll do the same with the movie.

Saturday, November 4, 2006

Indian Channel Frequency Chart

I made a mess ... Traveling



Did Mookie right?

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Hunting Saying For Wedding

: USA



The character

The November 3rd will be released in UK film Borat: cultural learnings of America for Make Benefit Nation of Kazahkstan glourious , the eagerly awaited film of the television character created by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen . This one may be reminded of other films such as Ali G Indahouse infumable , starring her (so far) star character. Borat
witness takes the success and controversy that surrounded the beloved and Ali G , foul-mouthed rapper and histrionic air of British cañí.

Ali G was one of the most popular stars cathodic British TV, back in the 90. The fake rapper (a nigger or wanabees toyaco rapper slang) achieved by means unknown, interviews with people "worthy" of British society. One type of flashy clothes, gold pendants and doubtful knowledge of basic English grammar more fun of priests, politicians or artists too bewildered to even think that it was a joke. Ali G style that combined the primitive Arangüena did not know all of their interviewees, who used to ask for their bitter polemics with Iñaki Gabilondo, and best-punch questions which gave us on Sunday afternoon reporters Drop Drop Who, then commanded by the now deteriorated Wyoming.

The result was an interesting drop her panties to the British intelligentsia, unable to distinguish between Baron Cohen and his ridiculous alter ego. During his good years, Ali G starred memorable interviews, taking many times the respondent much more sincerity than I could get any journalist to use. The show continues today on Channel 4 without the same charm. The format, despite the innovation, is clearly outdated. Today few people in the UK and do not know who Ali G is a guy dressed.



Maybe that's why Cohen brought Berkshire G and took him to the U.S. for a couple of years. Perhaps also for what it was giving more prominence in his career Kazakh journalist Borat, a rough diamond that had already appeared on the show Britain with its own section "Borat's guide to Britain" , in which Descojonado of England hoary more meals with representatives attending the "good manners" gentleman's clubs or exclusive fox hunting. All coated with the color image porn movie would Kazakh TV. The cracks deep Victorian England (high religious estates included) were evident and showed themselves shamelessly frowning their ideas, prejudice and bigotry. Borat never missed an opportunity to ask a gentleman his opinion about homosexuality or to praise the hunter's manhood, which boasts, in fact, enjoy the carnage.


In another vein, it is worth noting that Borat hates Jews, who responsible for the suffering of its people and virtually all the ills of today. It is homophobic and despises women, which sits behind the dogs and horses. Like a cartoon character always wears the same clothes, a suit that, apparently, never washed. It is rude, tactless and boorish. But is a journalist from Kazakhstan. Comes with a camera and not smiling. Pamela Anderson seeks and loves America Eddie Murphy (it says that you particularly like chocolate skin "is unusual!"). You know which would also provide an opportunity.

Mockumentariamente

A part of why America is laughing at Mass and tambourine, this irreverent and controversial film that draws attention to belong to the select club of false documentary or mockumentary (I had also heard the term fake I do not know if erroneously). A genre these days claim that the documentary genre seems to be a second youth. One, which is sometimes a bit silly, still does not understand very well the difference between the fake documentary and mondo , perhaps you could explain it.


any case, the mockumentary has great exponents, of which I know you know very well, as This is Spinal Tap, Zelig of Woody Allen or that another milestone British television called The Office (among many other references). Under the formal appearance of the documentary (with their devices fímicos and talking heads) these films or series, in addition to making people laugh, investigate, so to speak, in the perception of reality through the screen on the credibility of the documentary (scheduled for simulation accuracy), and a little crazy taking the matter into itself nature of cinema, an art show, more or less, bits of reality projected on a rectangular screen, previous edition at 24 frames per second. Ali G

, mockumental his own style, got those statements if they wanted many of those merchants of information that call themselves serious journalists. That is the virtue of Baron Cohen, a guy that his characters Curran the Morancos . Michael Moore posed as a life member of NRA to interview and to show, by the way, the very Charlton Heston. We'll see how he manages this nation journalist hardly pronounceable name in the land of Moore.


Kazakhstan

With a little luck, and without having read the wikipedia entry , I think it would have been able to locate this vast Asian country on a blank map. Kazakhstan is a republic located next to the former Sovet Caspian Sea. Although that has only fifteen million people is the ninth largest country in the world in size. The capital is Astana and its powerful president Nursultan Nazarbayev called . Its currency is the Tenge and majority religion is Islam, followed closely by the Russian Orthodox Church.

Kazakhstan is a stranger, who does not appear in the news, which gives no score, no money and therefore does not matter. Nobody knows shit about Kazakh culture. No one has seen a movie, heard a song, called a writer or have heard, even obliquely, a Kazakh athlete. Kazakhstan is a country, for which we are concerned, might as well not exist. Million Westerners would not notice the difference. Kazakhs are not forgotten. Kazakhs do not exist. No more. If Zapatero match in the bathroom with Condoleezza Rice (Mrs. Rice, easy joke) the next day will be front page news in every newspaper. If, on the vicissitudes of political life, we meet with Nazarbayev touch assure you that we found out.


Thanks to Borat, Kazakhstan is a country coming out of the closet. The British press, at least, does not miss a media appearance of Erlan Idrissov, Ambassador of the glorious London Asian nation has a couple of years embarked on a curious crusade anti Borat. I recently came to even write a long essay for the newspaper The Guardian backsliding on the issue. Kazakhstan's government has turned its back on one of its most renowned journalists. In the film, however, the photo you can see above these lines, the provosts of the Kazakh government gives its approval to the journalist to carry out their travel documents. But the reality is much more sour.

At first the government of Kazakhstan took the extension . Kz Borat wore on his official website. Then they claimed that Cohen was "a political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people degradatoria so. The relationship between this culture impresentable Kazakh ambassador and his government have been tense at all times. But the film has opened Pandora's box. Arguably the greatest diplomatic efforts Kazakh foreign ministry in these moments have to do with the case Borat. However, Dariga Nazarbayev, the very daughter of the leader of that country so renowned and came out in defense of the comic. As if common sense had decided to speak for it ruled that "the page Borat less damaging to the image of our country (...) I think the closure should not be afraid of humor and would not necessarily control everything. "Perhaps the inhabitants of that country should sit and watch the film and Descojonado we are so stupid and we believe that smart.


USA

choice that Borat was on tour in America yuesei was the pine box. Well, you may have heard the rumors, the average American does not know everything or almost everything. Because Baron Cohen became a foreign journalist fakes an accent and no one will doubt his genuine ex-Soviet sources, such as Coneheads posing for French. USA is a breeding ground for unlimited harvest peaks in the style of humor Cohen. He gets to make the anti-Semitic fervor of a Texan defender of the methods of Hitler (the comedian who plays this particular reporter is Jewish, as you can tell by his last name) or arranges for the Traffic Commission City Oklahoma and a half minutes remaining silent for the 14 anniversary of a battle between his people invented and Uzbeks and, during the same broadcast on local television, let him give a speech of 17 minutes. Apparently, once also had to go by foot with the whole team wanted to go to bed because some abnormal Gorraz abroad to run. Cohen played the fucking type. Although everything seems to give a shit.

do not know under what conditions will the film in Spain. Took a pass on the Sitges festival which Absence (which we congratulate him since 2073 by the announcement that he will return to being a father) realized on his blog. This post is left in plan review, because I have not seen yet. If you have the opportunity and are eager to spend an afternoon relaxing and enjoyable not let it pass. Just in case.

If you have time can also try the first four minutes of the film where his family has some scenes shot in Romania, which effectively is another Kazakhstan. Gone also are daily videos hanging this informal web Borat during the thirty days prior to the premiere of the film. There will also find all transcripts in English of each of their stories.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

What Is A Good Cheat For Vbs Pokemon Leaf Green

Kazakhstan meets the important thing is not to win ... or so they say (I)

Today we'll talk sports. Without entering into polemics or rivalry. Ignoring Gasol, Nadal, Alonso and other touches of today. Because every day we try to make the most unpredictable 2073 and infumable, today reviewed (with the shoe that characterizes this websitio) memorable sports events of the twentieth century history. In this new collection compiled in three deliveries, small and great stories featuring preferably those who missed the shot at the last second, which stumbled to ten meters from the finish line. Because the history of sport, that does not appear in golden letters written by the winners and, above all, the losers (that why there are more).


Pietri's marathon in 2012

When London held the thirteenth edition of the Summer Olympics of modernity, the English city and former imperial capital, will host the third time such an event characteristics. The last time the legendary torch (which some saw paraded through our city \u200b\u200bor town in that distant 1992, the year of Spain ) paraded through the streets of London was in 1948 when the world was still recovering from the second world war. To find the first Olympics held in Britain we have to travel up to 1908 (98 years!). After the meetings in Athens , Paris and San Luis , those were the fourth summer Olympics in modern history.

Interestingly, the most remembered sports games of 1908 who did not win any medals. The Italian athlete Dorando Pietri arrived alone at the Olympic stadium in White City with 42 miles behind them. The Alpine had dominated almost from the beginning the marathon (test between tests currently used to close each Olympic edition). However, when the stadium cheered the entrance of the track athlete recognized as the winner and Azzurri fans rubbed their hands and thinking of gold, Dorando faced the last lap of the Olympic stadium in the wrong direction. Totally exhausted, powerless, defeated by the "slut", Pietri staggered first and moments later crashed on the orange track. The judges, moved by the scene as well as other bystanders, helped the Italian seminconsciente yet to cross the finish line.

Pietri was disqualified for the support received. The American John Hayes climbed to the top of the podium and received the flowers and gold. However, Pietri, the loser, will always be remembered. Ironically, I think winning that medal today no one would remember this unfortunate Italian. Live to see ...


lovers Antarctic Circle

After 36 days crossing the Arctic Ocean, the U.S. military Robert Peary reached the North Pole in December 1909. By now appeared in Antarctica last great sporting challenge in our world. Few were as exciting adventures and for explorers. The South Pole , maddeningly virgin white, was the field of battle play and, in some sense, political. Before the space race between the U.S. and the USSR, two teams of explorers from Norway and Britain took to the conquest of the farthest point south of our planet.

The British crew was led by Robert Scott who planned the expedition as an opportunity to explore Antarctica. The British recorded the weather each day and collected minerals Antarctic were to encounter along the road. In addition, one of his sled had an odometer to record the length of the voyage.

contrast, Amundsen , captain of the Norwegian expedition, scientific and roll came prepared to travel with the main idea of \u200b\u200bwithstanding the extreme adversity of the Antarctic factors. Amundsen's team consisted of 8 men, specialists in resistance to extreme situations (to start were Norwegians, that these are never cold the host), and 116 huskies in which fully trusted to complete its mission. Dogs, of course, we went once again co-stars of human success.

Scott left the Cape Evans base on November 1, 1911. As the British expedition progressed from white land that frozen hell, the snowmobiles that had decided to use as transport were spoiling. To make matters worse, all the horses that Scott had to help load succumbed to the cold, so the crew had to carry luggage. Days before reaching the South Pole, Scott sent back to the middle of his crew and decided to finish the trip with four men.

On December 14, 1911 issue Norway reached the South Pole. They had traveled 3,200 kilometers , the day was sunny. Nordic those nine were automatically converted into heroes. Already part of history. The success of the mission it was also their captain and their approaches. Amundsen had spent the winter at the base camp, food and fuel had been placed in the path to follow and had trained carefully to his herd of dogs. After several days of rest, he and his crew returned to base camp. The expedition lasted 96 days.


It took almost a month before Peary reached, con el resto de su tripulación, hasta el Polo Sur, donde ya hondeaba la bandera noruega. La decepción que aquellos hombres sintieron es incomprensible para alguien que no sabe lo que es andar durante semanas entre el hielo y la nieve. El camino de vuelta fue una auténtica pesadilla helada para los restos de la expedición británica. Muertos de hambre y frío, cargando 15 kilos de los minerales que habían ido recogiendo por el camino, los ánimos y las fuerzas se desvanecieron. La Antártida fue la tumba para Oates, Evans, Wilson, Bowers y Scott . Estos tres últimos murieron a escasos metros de un depósito de comida.



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The first football World Cup was played in 1930 in Uruguay . The host country was the first team to take the crown of world football. Four years later, the Italy Vittorio Pozzo of (coach) and Benito Mussolini (statesman), also acting as host, won the coveted title. In the quarter-finals, the winning team needed two parties and all the favors arbitration imaginable to stop en route to Spain , which in those years was a strong candidate for the title. Seriously, do not laugh, no is messing ...

Four years later, Italy crowned champions again. Totalitarianism had discovered football and all sports by default, as a propaganda weapon. By then the football and seemed to point ways "game." Being world champion soccer was (and as you know, supposed) international fame. A great way to export ideologies, these are highly flammable.

The relationship between sport and advertising also fell Adolf friend, comrade of the mentioned Mussolini. The Berlin Olympics of 1936 were a good example of policy and sport hand in hand. But this story, it's Jesse Owen Saluditos doing that blew his friend Adolf and film Leni Riefenstal already know. However, you may not know the history of Peruvian football team that competed in this Olympic edition. In Pegamín published a must-read post as an epilogue to close the post today. Eleven pairs of boots against Hitler . Visit it. You

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

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Being on vacation is cool because ... Logic

bed late and wake up the next day even later. Have time to do everything you can not do during the workweek. As dawn watch TV or movies at any time of day. Listen to music, reading books and comics, have a few drinks with buddies without thinking that tomorrow must pringar, visit the sites that take months to say that you want to go, partying on a Tuesday ...

also do not have to see you fronted your coworkers or your boss, or clients if you are of those who work with the public. Do not spend eight hours a day (or every one has to be) chained to the site that is only going to take you a few dollars in his pocket when you start a new month.

In short, being on vacation is cool because you have not work and have much free time. But the most fun is to list all the good things about all the buds have to get up early tomorrow ....

Friday, October 13, 2006

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'80s cathodic (III): Lucky Luke (the shade faster cathodic West)


Besides being the only genuine cowboy faster than his shadow the world of comics, Lucky Luke also was that the first 80 television these days reivincicamos around here . Apparently, Morris (author of the comics) has reached an agreement with the superpower of the Hanna Barbera cartoon is to produce 26 episodes in which retell the legend of lone vigilante. As

me Mazinger happened to, I remember the issue of Lucky Luke as a time of family togetherness around the appliance of the devil that presides over each of our living rooms. I also remember the legendary song. The bang, bang and all that. And not much else. The superb comic , however, still remain fresh in my memory faded "adult." But this series, as discussed above, are part of that primitive television he enjoyed while still a puppy.

I hope this youtube that I have borrowed so bring them good memories of you and me (albeit blurry).

Saturday, October 7, 2006

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cathodic '80s Logic (II): Mazinger Z


Mazinger Z met my whole family watching TV when I was rather tiny. I remember that fairly clearly. Also fired his enormous fists, shouting metal "fueraaa puuuuños!" . And that "his girlfriend" shot tits. I do not remember that shouting "tits out!" or anything. Mazinger Z I remember that I loved, but in trying to recall the plot of the series, things get complicated. It seems that the time had thrown a bag of dirt on some parts of the memory of my childhood keep believed cathode. So that this wonderful invention, the Internet serves (In addition to purchase cheap flights and view pornography) to refresh the memory loss of the great series from our childhood.

Mazinger Z was a giant robot (eighteen meters high), which was controlled by Kouji Kabuto , grandson of the eminent professor Kabuto. We have to go back to the history of the late professor to know the origin of this massive metal beast. In an archaeological expedition to a remote Greek island is known of the existence of giant proportions ancient robots that could be used as a weapon ultradestructora. That trip detonate the war between good and evil told in this popular anime would deliver technological beasts. The doctor Hell, one of the scientists who discovered that they would live, go crazy with the idea of \u200b\u200bconquering the world with those weapons. Peers, the only one who escapes from his evil is, of course, the wise teacher Kabuto, which will build a Mazinger to destroy the beasts of Hell. This, of course, is German. Do not understand how with that name and no good comes scientists sensed that his personality could be diverted to the dark side to Anakin Skywalker .

crazy German Kabuto finally managed to kill senior, in his deathbed he asks his grandson to be put at the controls of Mazinger to end the threat of Hell, his henchmen and diabolical giant bugs.

This is therefore a genuine history of the eternal struggle to keep the forces of good against evil forces, which also adds the element of revenge. Kouji is responsible for saving the world and avenge his grandfather. The bastards in the front line will not be so easy. Remember the military bizarrísimo malvadísimo and hermaphrodite named Baron Asura which followed the tenets of hell.

Mazinger Z was the most popular series Mecha (giant robots), at least as far as Spain concerns. In Japan the series was first broadcast in 1972 and had a duration of 92 chapters. Apparently, in Spain this figure was cut to 30. I remember, maybe it was the first major manga series that triumphed in our country. Although perhaps you can think of any other previous series. The internet is one of the largest series of those years claimed cathode continuous revision. As an essential complement

youtubístico attached them to see the masks introductory and concluding the series. I take a while to load, but the beauty of the images and the unforgettable songs make it worth the wait.



Thursday, October 5, 2006

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say it best be left for last. That is why in this review Smithian started at the end, to end today with the beginning of this story. To conclude this monograph we have saved in the manga the ace of hearts in the films of Kevin Smit h. His debut film, Clerks , which is the work that gathers in the most cool their constant film. Clerks is the patron, pillar pop master of his universe. Although here it was stated that Chasing Amy was the best movie of Smith's films, this is surely the most rounded of all, the most successful. For the writer, no doubt, his favorite.

In the land of opportunity and the movies of 1000 million dollar budget, Smith shot a hilarious comedy in elegant black and white with the modest sum of $ 27,000 (some of which came from the sale of part of its collection of comics). During the 21 days of filming the director worked in the morning, afternoon and evening sleeping filming. And everything was on the same site, Quick Stop Groceries , the shop where he clerk was discouraged. In a commendable exercise of economy of means, using the ease and freshness of non-professional actors (most buddies or family members) and a fantastic script, tightly woven and full of conversations filled with references to his personal world of pop culture, Smith concocted one of the highest peaks of the 90 independent film.


Clerks is a day in the life of Dante and Randall , they are the title clerks, clerks, the first in a junk shop and the second annex to the video store. And a day of their lives is like any other, is routine clerk. Customers excruciating, bizarre, challenging, charlatans or directly stupid. Hours of work based on boredom, boredom and demotivation. Reset, label, address, make change and monitor the sausages. Although, of course, that day in Quick Stop Groceries will not be like the rest.


Dante, perhaps the most charismatic character in any movie smith, he wakes up that day with a call from his boss. That's his day off and have to go to work. The life of this loser, who hates his job but does nothing to remedy, shall pass before your eyes that bloody day of unexpected work. First, his girlfriend Veronica reveals the exact number of guys who have practiced oral sex, that damn thing devil frowning not much grace. Later, they find out that his ex-girlfriend Caitlin , which broke her heart and put more horns that vein bitch summer song, is getting married. If the first news was angry, the second destroys it.

Then there's Randall, casual and caustic, a complete bastard with clients from the video, which he hates. Played by Jeff Anderson , a colleague of the institute Mr. Smith, Randall is the perfect prototype of the funny side of the protagonist's best friend for booking Smith the best lines of his films. Unlike his colleague, Randall hates his job but he accepts his condition clerk. It shows no respect or professionalism in their work, but neither is complaining. Without further limited to drift in the routine day to day watching porn, hotfixes and the original trilogy the Star Wars and spending putadas video store customers. It is also the best friend of Dante, who listens, advises, rebuke, contradict and despair.


From doors to inside are as Dante, Randall and their customers hated, always ready to write off the pain in the ass and get every penny dollar. Out of doors, and the same time, live whole bunch of bums and drug dealers in the city of New Jersey, including the most primitive Jay and Silent Bob. And that is the universe clerk. The store and its surroundings. A world in which there is vague idea of \u200b\u200bthe afterlife. Where the days are repeated and the talks are the only support for the players morale. Because as in any good movie Aske View is talk, talk and talk.

Because we said a few lines above the script is a small sample of know-how. The lack of money and color are replaced, filled with conversations Clerks ease. The film is a set of situations and dialogues that weave this tiny, beautiful and sardonic story about what it means to be dependent on a grocery store at age 23 without much hope of life or future. Smith, through their crazed dialogue takes the pulse of narrative time and takes the viewer to where you want. In this world so full of young people own and Delengua destalentados. That world to which he belonged and belongs. Because, after all, no one should be surprised that the director has become the type of linear character and lacking in ambition that takes more than a decade in his film portraying. He always has been. Unfortunately the time, they say that puts everyone in your Instead, he has been removing the spark that had his twenties. And while this particular film resist weather ailments and is kept almost as tasty and fresh as the first day, his ideas have been becoming obsolete.


Moreover, Clerks, you know, you and talk all . And beware of those who have not seen if this paragraph were sleepless surprise. It has a bit of reflection, talking about life and death, or may not be, love, jealousy, sex, infidelity and girlfriends that take you lasagna at work. Also a lot of film review, with theories about sex among hermaphrodites or self-employed the Death Star in Return of the Jedi. And above all, a film where the viewer to rejoice to the extent putea his protagonist, guilty in his own way of its miserable existence. And poor Dante, you know, or even should have gone to work.

As if there was any doubt after that passionate review, Clerks is classified as essential for inter shitty 2073. That is why in these recent days has papers to the figure of Kevin Smith. Its sequel, and takes several weeks in theaters, and many of you have seen. A server yet, but after this overdose I'm ready. So literally, I'm going to see this night. Which we consider as a masterpiece of this jewelry will be difficult to accept the idea that, as colored, Randall and Dante have done more without having grown an inch mentally. Anyway, I'll buy my ticket, I'll sit in the chair and try to enjoy and laugh out loud release of their new adventures waiting to see amended that I want and I can not which race has become the director of which, early 90's, as expected.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

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TS has everything planned for the trip to Universal studios in Florida where he presumably asked Brandi's hand , his girlfriend. Just as the robotic shark spilgberiano popular water jump with their jaws open. One of the most romantic ideas I've heard in my life. However, Brandi can not fulfill its commitment, it has to replace the girl participating in the competition that his father directed TV that afternoon. The original participant died last night doing laps in the pool. A TS occurred to him to comment that the TV cameras fat ten kilos and, apparently, the poor suffered from a terrible weight problem in childhood. Of course, TS does not make no fucking grace that the father of his girlfriend off the hook and disrupt their expected weekend in Florida. Brandi, tired of selfishness TS, decides to send him to hell. Poor TS, no trip to Florida and no girlfriend.


The problem with René Brodie, her partner, is totally different. Brodie is, quite simply, the opposite of the romance. Do not think of anything else in comics, video games and scratch his belly. Many of you will wonder what's wrong with that. Well friends, I tell you one thing ... most of the girls do not like. Sometimes, they like to do things more than girls. So Brodie, like his best friend TS, stays broken that morning, without girlfriend and a list of reasons far from encouraging where René explains the reasons for its decision. A male goat no Brodie amused that he attack his masculinity.



Once the two together can not think of anything else to spend the day in the temple of leisure and pleasure, the mall. They are Mallrats, mall rats. Teen unmotivated, lazy and nothing better to do than go around touching the balls of those who nearly spend as much time at the mall like them, those who work there. In an unforgettable evening, a couple of players try to straighten out their romantic relationships in preferred leisure destination by Western adolescent. The mall, the social center, a temple of consumerism, where you can buy a comic book, something to eat, going to movies, attend a live TV program or, without more, spend the afternoon with your fellow pigeon pea.


Mallrats was the second film by Kevin Smith and that factor was one of the biggest problems that was the first studio film director these days monograph in 2073 . After Clerks, American indie cinema milestone of 90, critics and fans expected to see in the Pulp Fiction Mallrats of Kevin Smith. Unlike that their classmate Tarantino for Smith his second film was a stumble in his career. For Mallrats is basically fun, jokes puzzle set in the mall, fun teacher pillar of Yankee girl. A desktop film or night with nothing better to do to throw a laugh in the company of colleagues and, if any, of any doping substance. Mallrats is essentially a cinematic monument to the kind of characters he portrays. A film without any ambition. Or with the sole ambition of making people laugh (which already has merit if it is achieved).


Production Universal studies was the other big problem that Smith had to deal. The director had never worked with the demands of a production, on the other hand, was willing to invest six million dollars in the project (250 times the budget of his self-produced Clerks). To "try to reach as many people as possible," Smith had to reduce the number of fucks and lower the tone of impropriety that surrounded the script. In addition to fighting tooth and nail to retain the involvement of his friend and artistic partner Jason Mewes (Jay of Jay and Silent Bob). Universal did not understand the need to get a chum without credentials far from politically correct. Smith had to pay allowances to his colleague until the producer finally relenting. His audience would never have understood that he had replaced his "better half hetero" by any other actor.

The film was a flop. His first night was screened in 650 theaters and billed $ 450,000 . The diagnosis was a total loss.



tribute to the wonderful presentation covers of comic book superheroes, the participation of the brilliant and completely unknown at the time Jason Lee or funny tribute to end of American Graffiti at the rate of of Weezer Susanne are some of the most favorable in that I can think for those who saw the movie and felt a pain. A server was quite the thing he finds grace and quite educational. Among other things, teaches us how uncomfortable it is to fuck in the back of a Volkswagen . Also, in my opinion, the script works perfectly for what purports to be: a funny teen movie. Are the good, the bad, the colleagues of the good, the girls, setting, and the typical characters who seem interchangeable, but they play a role important in the outcome. As stated by Mr. Horrorscope in the comments first post on the films of Kevin Smith, the movie will soon, if not, outdated, but I do not think that I'm tired of seeing her. By the way, I am not able to see the fucking sailboat.